In a girl I look for honesty above all, someone who I can carry on a conversation with, someone who has a good sense of humor, someone who's true to herself, and to top it, someone who can get ready for a date in less than ten minutes.

This quote is suggesting that when looking for a girl, the most important trait is honesty. It is also important to be able to carry on a conversation, have a good sense of humor, and remain true to who you are. Additionally, it would be ideal if the girl is able to get ready for a date in a short amount of time.