What the hell is that?"I laughed."It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why are you wearing your fox hat?"I asked."Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.

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The speaker is wearing a hat that looks like a fox, which they have named “Pudge” and they are wearing it because they believe that no one can catch the fox – either the animal or the hat. The person they are speaking to is surprised to see them wearing it and has asked why they are doing so.